1. I meet the teacher I am subbing for:
- Teacher: Hello! Oh, you are sooo cute. My son would love you. I should set you guys up! Give me your phone number!
2. A Kindergartner asks me:
- Kindergartner: Are you a Mom or a Teacher? (*points to my substitute badge)
- Me: What do you think I am?
- Kindergartner: A Mom because teachers have their names on their name tags and you don’t have your name on yours. So you must be a Mom.
3. A 2nd grader comes up to me:
- 2nd grader: I know you are very cute. If my brothers saw you they would think the same. They don’t have girlfriend.
- Me: Ok……….go sit down and get to work.