how i currently feel about writing endless essays…
I ♥ my Goddaughter: EMMA :)
Subbing 1.  I meet the teacher I am subbing for: Teacher: Hello! Oh, you are sooo cute. My son would love you. I should set you guys up! Give me your phone number! 2.  A Kindergartner asks me: Kindergartner: Are you a Mom or a Teacher? (*points to my substitute badge)  Me: What do you think I am? Kindergartner: A Mom because teachers have their names on their name tags and you don’t have your name on yours. So you must be a Mom. 3.  A 2nd grader comes up to me: 2nd grader: I know you are very cute. If my brothers saw you they would think the same. They don’t have girlfriend. Me: Ok……….go sit down and get to work.

Subbing

1.  I meet the teacher I am subbing for:

  • Teacher: Hello! Oh, you are sooo cute. My son would love you. I should set you guys up! Give me your phone number!

2.  A Kindergartner asks me:

  • Kindergartner: Are you a Mom or a Teacher? (*points to my substitute badge) 
  • Me: What do you think I am?
  • Kindergartner: A Mom because teachers have their names on their name tags and you don’t have your name on yours. So you must be a Mom.

3.  A 2nd grader comes up to me:

  • 2nd grader: I know you are very cute. If my brothers saw you they would think the same. They don’t have girlfriend.
  • Me: Ok……….go sit down and get to work.
Subbing So the other day, I was subbing and I had the 1st graders line up to go to lunch. I was doing a head count of all the kids, when I spotted a kid with a HUGE Starbucks frappuccino in his hand. Me: Is that coffee?!?!?! 1st grader: It’s a Frap-pu-ccin-oo! Me: That is coffee… I was soo shocked that I couldn’t help but laugh. Can’t believe they are starting so young these days…especially when they still need to grow -_-

Subbing

So the other day, I was subbing and I had the 1st graders line up to go to lunch. I was doing a head count of all the kids, when I spotted a kid with a HUGE Starbucks frappuccino in his hand.

Me: Is that coffee?!?!?!

1st grader: It’s a Frap-pu-ccin-oo!

Me: That is coffee…

I was soo shocked that I couldn’t help but laugh. Can’t believe they are starting so young these days…especially when they still need to grow -_-

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